The Undertaker's comin'!

...and don't you forget it!

Something WICKED...

Something WICKED this way comes!


Fresh from a label re-design, a new toe-tag and a creepy, "burial shroud" bottle topper comes HELL-Razor Habanero Hot Sauce! Available very soon on HauntedHotSauce.com.

Embalming Fluid! It cures what ails 'ya!

A few photos from a Halloween party that I attended a couple years ago.


Embalming fluid...responsible for that winning smile!


Something on my lip? Where?

The Undertaker (Me!)

I just stumbled across this picture of me as my Undertaker character taken at Dragon*Con last year.

Painted my teeth...

Over the last few months I've created a huge laundry list of cool things to do before Halloween. I've decided that the only way to get even half of them done is to get the ball rolling on one or two each day. Yesterday's project...dirty up my already excellent DentalDistortions.com Gnash teeth. As recommended by DentalDistortions.com's owner, I used acrylic paint and sealed it with clear nail polish. Now they're niiiice and naaasty!